Loch Success Monster

by Brenda K. Hendricks

While I ponder my next story, I drift into a subconscious state where I. Wanda Wright floats down the Genre River. Her fingers dance over the keyboard, and stuffing story after story into bottles, she launches them into the Sea of Prose.

Without warning, she hits the Rapids of Rejection. Not for us! No unsolicited manuscripts! Wanda clings to her computer. Similar material on hand. Does NOT meet our current needs. Wanda sighs. Barely noticing the rapids have calmed slightly, she opens the last letter. Please make indicated changes and resubmit.
“It looks like she sacrificed my work to some sort of pagan manuscript god.” Wanda says.
“Revise. Revise. Revise,” the wind of perseverance responds.
Perspiration saturates her back as she crops a huge hunk of well written, but unnecessary description. Finally, Wanda leans back and reads her manuscript.
“YES! This is much tighter and clearer. I’m going to revise them all.”
Within 48 hours, bottles of revised stories bobble toward new horizons. As Wanda sails beyond the Rapids of Rejection, her dinghy drifts near a sandbank.
“Look at those rocks.” A voice sails from Writers’ Block Isle.
Wanda stops typing to survey the island. In rowboats much like hers, two writers recline with arms folded.
“Hey, I’m Wanda Wright,” she calls and drifts closer.
“You’ll never make it.” One grimaces. “There are too many better writers and not enough publishers. You might as well stop here ‘cause you won’t get much farther.”
“Never mind Atti Tude. She’s so discouraging,” the other writer says. “Me? I love writing. Why, just yesterday I almost—would you look at those daffodils. I have to pick some. And then, I’ll gather and scrub some of these sparkly stones.” Climbing out of her boat, she meanders across the grass.
“What about writing?” Wanda calls, but the distracted writer is too far away to hear.
“Pfft.” Atti waves her hand. “Lotta Skewses never writes anything. Of course, it wouldn’t do her any good anyway. She’d sail directly into the rapids.”
Wanda turns to Atti and says, “The Rapids of Rejections are difficult, but they can be overcome.”
Atti’s hands perch on her hips. “Do you realize the rejections never end?”
“I don’t mind rejections. And I am making progress.”
“P-l-e-ase.” Atti clicks her tongue in disgust. “Your writing won’t change the course of the world, you know. Besides, people could misinterpret your message.”
“Maybe,” Wanda says. “Hey, why don’t we form a critique group? It would solve the misinterpretation issue. We could help each other with marketing, and—”
Atti huffs, wrinkles her nose, and turns her back on Wanda.
“Sorry to have bothered you. Farewell.” Wanda says. As her dinghy races over the water, she smiles. There are no bad experiences for a writer, just more writing material.
In the distance, an odd-shaped, dismal mound casts an eerie shadow across the sea. An I’m-being-watched feeling ceases Wanda. She rubs down the goose flesh on her arms and resumes writing. When she looks up, the image is gone.
“A mirage, without a doubt.”
A hot puff of air sends chills down her back, and she turns to face the Loch Success Monster.
He snorts. “What if success changes you?”
Wanda cringes and the monster expands.
“What if as you succeed, your editors become more demanding?” The fire from the monster’s nostrils almost singes Wanda’s hair. “You’ll be overworked and never be able to write what you want, that’s what.”
Wanda freezes.
Suddenly, the words from her long-time friend and mentor, Emmon Author, pop into Wanda’s head. To build confidence, seek small assignments on familiar subjects.
Following the advice, Wanda casts a line to several publishers. She works diligently and completes the first project two weeks ahead of schedule.
With a groan, the monster shrinks.
As confidence builds, Wanda accepts assignments on topics she’d like to learn more about. With the completion of each project, the Loch Success Monster shrivels and his voice mutes. At long last, the winds of perseverance blow him away.
As the current eases I. Wanda Wright across the Sea of Prose, I drift back to consciousness eager to launch my next manuscript.

Writing Guidelines

Pray

As writers, we are all familiar with the importance of following guidelines. Every periodical and publishing house has their own unique standards they expect to be followed to the T. Word count, double spacing, one-inch margins, age appropriate top the list. Add to that what they publish and what they do NOT do. It all ends up to be quite a cumbersome task. But, if we hope to be published, we oblige.

However as Christians, we have an even higher standard to follow. Whether we are called to write for children or adults, fiction or non-fiction, prose or poetry, the Bible specifies guidelines for us to follow starting with

What to write on

  1. The ground

    —cards and emails seem to be at the ground level of writing. If that’s your area of expertise, rejoice, Jesus wrote on the ground causing conviction on many legalistic people.

  2. A stick

    —letters to the editor perhaps rank at this level, but are nonetheless significant if you’ve been commissioned by God to be the active voice of His people. Write on.

  3. A rock

    —newsletter for your church or for the company where you work or a newspaper column provide an outlet for the message God has place on some of your hearts.

  4. Tablets

    —remember the day of the pen and paper? Now, young people think laptop computer at the mention of the word tablet. Still, we are called to write our message on tablets. What’s in your hand? A magazine, a book?

  5. Bill Board

    —Perhaps you are into the computer scene—the World Wide Web is you bill board. Start a blog or website. Join Facebook, Tweeter, or another community based site and contribute something worthwhile every day. I have a connection with a man who writes a beautiful Bible study on Facebook every day. He has a following of over 4500 people, and his goal is to become the largest group on Facebook. That’s quite a goal, but he’s taking God’s commission to publish His word seriously.

  6. Regardless of your avenue, we are all called to write it on the hearts of others and to do so for the glory of God.

Target Audience

Moses wrote to God’s chosen nation. Paul wrote to fellow believers, young preachers, and elders, John wrote to “dear children” and “brothers in Christ”, Jesus wrote to the hypocrites. Others wrote to those with little understanding, those with higher education, even to their enemies.

How to write

And the Lord answered me and said, Write the vision and engrave it so plainly upon tablets that everyone who passes may [be able to] read [it easily and quickly] as he hastens by (Habakkuk 2:2).

What to write

Encouragement, sound doctrine, the truth. We don’t have to mention God on every page to be a Christian writer. In fact, we don’t have to mention Him at all. In the Bible, the book of Esther never mentions God, but we know He provided the means of escape for  the Hebrew children through the queen. Write wholesome, pure, worthy-to-be-read books, articles, newspaper columns, newsletters, emails and God will be seen in your writing and will receive the glory.

Why write?

The world needs to hear what is faithful and true. We write because we have been created for the task and given a gift to use for building the kingdom of God.

Hone your craft. Go from here a different way, refreshed, prepared, and eager to publish the word God has given you by the means He has established for you.

And all of God’s children said, “Yes and amen.”